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ideas for future ghetto lot kids.

Submitted by Canadian_Lynx on Wed, 2008-10-15 08:10
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I think that the next Ghetto Lot Kid card should be one called heh, Kind Bud Krishna or the type of lot kid that goes to shows and gets majorly stoned and falls asleep at shows and has no idea what's going on from smoking too much and they're just there to party. Make her have red hair and be fat and have blazing red eyes! What other ideas for Ghetto lot kids do you have?
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GLK ideas

Submitted by Lost Sailors Dreams on Wed, 2009-07-29 14:14.
Lost Sailors Dreams side of the road stan, spange master matt, bobs broke down bus, custied out kimmy, lot lizard lynn, freddy the feddy, argg the fucking possibilities are endless
Lost Sailors Dreams

artistic talent

Submitted by rvablake on Mon, 2009-07-27 19:02.
How long did it take to learn how to properly play cd's and mp3's? They seem like hard instruments to pick up, especially when compared to the guitar.

original... i like

Submitted by ed523 on Sat, 2009-07-25 01:58.
original... i like
-Ed523

HA yeah he's got a big coke

Submitted by ed523 on Fri, 2009-07-24 20:34.
HA yeah he's got a big coke ring around his nostrils
-Ed523

Ward Rat (wharf rat)

Submitted by mrbaggs2002 on Wed, 2009-07-15 22:48.
The clean and sober dead head with a yellow baloon and a bunch of one show at a time stickers on him

ideas cont'd-

Submitted by jmslade7 on Wed, 2009-06-17 04:10.
magic mushroom mike- we all know this hipster hippie kid--------------- drinkin outta the can dan- starts off with a six/four pack of natty ice/steel reserve cans which is finished before he weasels his way in and by the time the festival is done (typically way before) is drinking partials from the trash cans to the beat of fellow wasteoids beating on said trash cans----------------------------- the naiive self righteous college student trustfund hippie: too legit bridgit- a protege of the lot nazi---------------------------- or howabout: whatever you do dont get stuck next to his tent brent- this is the guy with the 24hr daft punk/discoteque/rave tent that you get stuck next to every three festivals or so- candy flippin andy is usually found in his company-------------------
We shall not cease from exploration and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started... and know the place for the first time.

jenkem-

Submitted by jmslade7 on Wed, 2009-06-17 03:53.
as the story goes... understandably bored and destitute african kids found that if you put shit (and in some accounts piss and shit) into a bottle and slip a ballon over the lid as to capture the gasses of the now fermenting aforementioned excrement having left it in the sun for an unknown exact period of time presumably long enough to fill the balloon to a certain capacity or some such thing- once this is done you remove and disregard the balloon and inhale and hold in the fumes that are hovering right above the poo/piss or poopis as it were- this is jenkems aka poopis aka butthash or satans chocolate-
We shall not cease from exploration and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started... and know the place for the first time.

Molly Mama Mary

Submitted by vwbuggrl23 on Sat, 2009-04-25 11:25.
We've all seen her running around w/ the pierced lip, flat brimmed hat, skater shoes, and raspy voice slangin' molly!

ADDERAL ALLEN

Submitted by FIDDLERFACE on Wed, 2009-04-15 18:19.
COME ON, YOU CAN DO SOME FUN ARTWORK WITH THAT. ALL BUGGED EYE AND YOU KNOW. CAPS LOCK RULZ.

whats "jenkem" mean? -Ed523

Submitted by ed523 on Tue, 2009-03-31 16:31.
whats "jenkem" mean? -Ed523
-Ed523

jimmy jenkem? come

Submitted by hot topic on Sat, 2009-03-28 14:38.
jimmy jenkem? come on....whats funnier than huffing human shit fumes? it was basically the case at camp bisco this past summer....that whole place turned into one big, stinky dump by the end....prolly the worst I saw all summer. any way...jimmy jenkem would sling the headiest dumps on lot.

uh oh

Submitted by ed523 on Mon, 2009-02-23 16:57.
uh oh -Ed523
-Ed523

the next glk

Submitted by ed523 on Sat, 2008-12-20 16:21.
is gonna be called paranoid floyed and it's going to be a lot like the z kamp flyer on the home page but with some differences like black helicopters and cop cars and more scary looking people around him. i'm putting it on stickers like normal but i was thinking about printing some on perfed blotter paper. is that funny, or just evil? -Ed523
-Ed523

1972 guild red top

Submitted by SWSD on Thu, 2008-12-18 11:00.
yeah, I am playing a space ship! (what!) and have taken up surfing... is this my midlife crisis? I still feel 23:) Carli took a couple of puffs at the last full moon drum circle; weird
-swemily

You play the guitar now?

Submitted by ed523 on Sun, 2008-11-23 20:02.
You play the guitar now? thats great. i still just play cd's and mp3's-Ed523
-Ed523

i'm gonna say yes thats

Submitted by ed523 on Sun, 2008-11-02 08:50.
i'm gonna say yes thats russo's van but i'm lying. it was just a random white van -Ed523
-Ed523

You all know these guys

Submitted by ChicagoMike on Wed, 2008-10-22 19:24.
Get down gary. The guy who sells opium, hash, microdots, and mushrooms. hes also got extra tickets sometimes. Usually carrys a fanny pack and is never seen in the show but always before it and sometimes after depending on how smart he is to stick around. IE: Gangsters on phish tour and any other place where there is possible money. also Melted Matt. The kid that can't stop looking from side to side unable to comprehend what hes seeing. you can tell him by his quarter sized pupils and his inability to form sentences. Is that russos van at the top of the page? (the office)

True to form when parents try to make us little "thems"

Submitted by SWSD on Sat, 2008-10-18 06:38.
Luckily, Carli likes our music b/c we didn't force it on her. Like, she knows all of the songs to so many bands but, doesn't necessarily know which band it is or the name of the song. I, also, suffer through her musical choices out of respect. Its weird b/c I am a true lover of music but, some of that stuff makes my skin crawl even though it has a message and she listens to music with depth. The tones are not for me.!! We are only guides, they choose what to see and which side paths to take. It took me a few years to figure that out b/c all the grown ups in my life tried to impose their opinions on me. Weird but true, That is the reason I had no interest in playing the guitar when growing up... Now I play by the way (lol)
-swemily

usually if you see people

Submitted by ed523 on Wed, 2008-10-15 14:25.
usually if you see people nodding out at shows it isn't from smoking too much weed which would be much preferable. -Ed523
-Ed523

looking really pissed off.

Submitted by ed523 on Wed, 2008-10-15 14:22.

looking really pissed off. did you see electric apricot quest for festeroo when the bartender is talking about how much he hates the dead because his parents made him listen too it all the time?

-Ed523

-Ed523

Next Lot Kid

Submitted by SWSD on Wed, 2008-10-15 10:00.
Should be a teen with her parents, parents smokin' and dancing behind her and she is texting on her blackberry , name- Contact Catherine (smoke blowing in face) Carli's idea
-swemily
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